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Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do
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1 : Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.
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jawani ky din
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, “OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?” The Singh replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc…” Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
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Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks
Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Singh—–pyare singh sahab
You do not meet—-aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement—-humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance—-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call —-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained—-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks—-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
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