Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
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Kutta Mar Gaya Raajaai maeen
Maeen Pagal Ho Gaya Tari Judai maeen
Hathi Nadi Maeen Bah nahi Sakta
Apun Taray Bin Rah Nahi Sakta
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One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…
After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he is…”
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A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.”
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”
This catches the Sardarji‘s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The Sardarji doesn’t say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “your turn”.
He asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences……..no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress… no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
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