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Romantic Valentine SMS: GOD

When i look at you, i cannot deny there is God, cause only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you.
Valentine 2010 sms, Valentine Day sms

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Love Rejected SMS: Boy proposes

Boy proposed a girl, she rejected. He was not sad so frnds asked Y U don’t feel? Boy- Y should i feel? I lost 1 who never loved me ! she lost the 1 who really love her…
Love SMS, Relationship sms

Posted in Love sms

Holi SMS: Rakshas ya Bhootni

Aaj RAVAN ki Barsi hai… Unki YAD me Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein.
Maine apna Farz pura kr dia.
HAppy Holi SMS, Holi SMS

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Happy Holi SMS: Chanda

Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal
Holi Ka Chanda Mobile
Se Le Rahe Hain.
to Aap Se Anurodh Hai,
Ki Turant Is No. Par 501 Ka balance Dalwa De
Happy Holi
Holi SMS, Funny SMS

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Funny SMS: Mathematics

Let X= Y
2X= 2Y
so 2X- X= 2Y- Y
=> 2X- 2Y= X- Y
=> 2(X-Y)= X-Y
=> 2=1
Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….
mathematics sms, funny sms

Posted in Funny sms, sms

Funny Gabbar SMS : Basanti

GAbbar: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey me tera khun pi jaounga
Gabbar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi

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Engineers SMS: SMS for engg. students

Q. Prove 2/10=2
Ans by :
Art student: Out of syllabus
Commerce student: ye problem hi galat hai
Medical student: Its strange yaar kaise aaya hoga?
Engineering student: ITs so easy!
two/ten = wo/en
w=2, o=2, e=2,n=1
=2*2/2*1
=4/2
=2
engies nvr ask ans kya hai
dey only ask
ans kya lana hai
Engineer sms, SMS for eng students

Posted in Funny sms

Valentine Love SMS: relation

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in UR absence i feel U near
R, relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
love sms, romantic sms msgs

Posted in Love sms

Workplace SMS: Fact of Life

A fact of life:
After Monday and Tuesday even the
Calendar says
W  T  F ..
SMS for work, Office SMS

Posted in Funny sms, sms

Love Rejected SMS: Boy proposes

Boy proposed a girl, she rejected. He was not sad so frnds asked Y U don’t feel? Boy- Y should i feel? I lost 1 who never loved me ! she lost the 1 who really love her…
Love SMS, Relationship sms

Posted in Love sms