Funny SMS: Mathematics
Let X= Y
2X= 2Y
so 2X- X= 2Y- Y
=> 2X- 2Y= X- Y
=> 2(X-Y)= X-Y
=> 2=1
Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….
mathematics sms, funny sms
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Engineers SMS: SMS for engg. students
Q. Prove 2/10=2
Ans by :
Art student: Out of syllabus
Commerce student: ye problem hi galat hai
Medical student: Its strange yaar kaise aaya hoga?
Engineering student: ITs so easy!
two/ten = wo/en
w=2, o=2, e=2,n=1
=2*2/2*1
=4/2
=2
engies nvr ask ans kya hai
dey only ask
ans kya lana hai
Engineer sms, SMS for eng students
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Workplace SMS: Fact of Life
A fact of life:
After Monday and Tuesday even the
Calendar says
W T F ..
SMS for work, Office SMS
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Mathematics
Let X= Y
2X= 2Y
so 2X- X= 2Y- Y
=> 2X- 2Y= X- Y
=> 2(X-Y)= X-Y
=> 2=1
Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….
mathematics sms, funny sms
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Father Son SMS
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, if he would buy him a car.
Father: I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we’ll talk.
A month later the boy came back and again asked his [...]
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Bewa orat
3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,
shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye
1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai.
Wife ne shohar ko fone kia jaldi ghar aa jay ap k bache aor mere bache
mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe hain.
YA ALEEM 21 BAR
YA ALEEM 21 BAR AWAL WA AAKHIR DUROOF SHARIF PARH KR
PANI PR DAM KR K NIHAR MON PAEEN YA PILAEEN
INSHA ALLAH AZAWAJAL HAFZA MAZBOOT HOGA
Before marriage:
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Mohabat k Ye Roz-o-Shab
Mohabat k Ye Roz-o-Shab Barry Haseen Hoty Hain
Ishq Karna Hai to Pehley Bikharney Ka Hunar Sikho
Ishq mein Haadsey Aksar Barry Sangeen Hotey Hain.
Kabhi Fursat Main Aa k Dekh is Viraan Se Ghar Main.
Kisi ki Yaad Mai Hum Bhi Bary Ghamgeen Hoty Hain.
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.