Jo juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
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Dosti kro college wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha
moments in life
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
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Job Her Job
Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
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monkey asks his father
Aab by monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai
1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya
WHY STUDENT FAIL
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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yun bhi hota hai
Please click on post title to read complete yun bhi hota hai urdu jokes
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Phool aisa ho jo baag ko
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de
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