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Jo juldi mile woh hai gum

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

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Dosti kro college wali se

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

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Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

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moments in life

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

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Job Her Job

Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!

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monkey asks his father

Aab by monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya

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yun bhi hota hai

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Phool aisa ho jo baag ko

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de

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Hum aapko chahte hain

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain…Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain…

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