Funny Gabbar SMS : Basanti
GAbbar: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey me tera khun pi jaounga
Gabbar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi
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Beauty Tips For Girls
Beauty Tips For Girls: Every girl wants to look beautiful and for this, they try all kinds of tips. Some might suit them, and some may not even work. They end up spending so much money just to get their desired looks. But with all these efforts and with the help of some really workable tips, they can actually look just as beautiful as they wish to be.
The secret to beauty is very simple and easy, if one is willing to follow it on a regular basis with strong commitment. Especially for girls, looking beautiful is quick and easy through doing such a simple thing as drinking lots of water to keep their skin from dulling out. Having excess amount of water in the body lets your skin glow and hence makes you look more attractive. You can apply milk on your body and massage it thoroughly. The milk works as a moisturizer and will do wonders for your skin care. And keep yourself in a moderate temperature where your skin does not get exposed to harsh environment. Taking a luke warm water shower with a gentle soap is also helpful to retain the beauty in you.
With this water drinking habit, one should also adopt the right kind of food intake programme. Having vitamins A and B is very healthy for the shine on your skin and is very basic to any skin care scheme. Eating raw food is also good for the skin and health, with the vegetables not cooked very much, so that nourishment does not finish altogether.
Using natural cosmetic products which contain organic material with almost no synthetic ones are the best to use when it comes especially to skin care. Because skin is the most delicate thing in your body and dealing wrongly with it will make you grow and look older quicker than the rest who actually take care of these things for their better skin. Exfoliation of the dead cells is also very necessary for retaining the freshness and youth in you. You can avoid all the harsh products which scrub but leave rashes. Exfoliate gently. These tips when applied will be the trick for a beautiful girl.
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Bewa orat
3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,
shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye
1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai.
Wife ne shohar ko fone kia jaldi ghar aa jay ap k bache aor mere bache
mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe hain.
YA ALEEM 21 BAR
YA ALEEM 21 BAR AWAL WA AAKHIR DUROOF SHARIF PARH KR
PANI PR DAM KR K NIHAR MON PAEEN YA PILAEEN
INSHA ALLAH AZAWAJAL HAFZA MAZBOOT HOGA
Before marriage:
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Mohabat k Ye Roz-o-Shab
Mohabat k Ye Roz-o-Shab Barry Haseen Hoty Hain
Ishq Karna Hai to Pehley Bikharney Ka Hunar Sikho
Ishq mein Haadsey Aksar Barry Sangeen Hotey Hain.
Kabhi Fursat Main Aa k Dekh is Viraan Se Ghar Main.
Kisi ki Yaad Mai Hum Bhi Bary Ghamgeen Hoty Hain.
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Devils went to Court to Prove
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Ajeeb dost hai mera
Ajeeb dost hai mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta hai
Sawal karne se phelay jawab rakhta hai
Wesay to kehta hai “I hate girls”
Magar khusron se hansi mazaq rakhta hai
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