Posted January 15th, 2010
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3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,
shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye
1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai.
Wife ne shohar ko fone kia jaldi ghar aa jay ap k bache aor mere bache
mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe hain.
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Posted January 15th, 2010
by admin
YA ALEEM 21 BAR AWAL WA AAKHIR DUROOF SHARIF PARH KR
PANI PR DAM KR K NIHAR MON PAEEN YA PILAEEN
INSHA ALLAH AZAWAJAL HAFZA MAZBOOT HOGA
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Posted January 15th, 2010
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
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Posted January 15th, 2010
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Mohabat k Ye Roz-o-Shab Barry Haseen Hoty Hain
Ishq Karna Hai to Pehley Bikharney Ka Hunar Sikho
Ishq mein Haadsey Aksar Barry Sangeen Hotey Hain.
Kabhi Fursat Main Aa k Dekh is Viraan Se Ghar Main.
Kisi ki Yaad Mai Hum Bhi Bary Ghamgeen Hoty Hain.
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Posted January 14th, 2010
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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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Posted January 14th, 2010
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*BEAUTIFUL DUAA*
LAST AYAT OF SURAH BAQRAH
“Ae hmary*RAB*agr humsy bhool Hogai ho ya koi khata ki ho to hmari pakr Na karna.Ae hmary*RAB*hm pr wo bojh na dal jis ki hum mein taqat Na ho or hm se Darguzar farma,or hamein Bkhsh dy.ameen.
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Posted January 14th, 2010
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Wo jis ne apny Na Na ka wada wafa kar dia
Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA kar dia
Nosh kar lia jis ne shahadat ka jaam
Us “Hussain Ibne-Ali” par lakhon salam
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Posted January 14th, 2010
by admin
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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Posted January 14th, 2010
by admin
Hussain teri ata ka chashma dilon k daman bhigo raha hy
Ye aasman per udas badal teri mohabat main roo raha hy
Saba bhi guzry jo Karbala sy, to us ko kehta hy arsh wala
Tu aur dheery guzar yahan sy, mera Hussain so raha hy
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Posted January 9th, 2010
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Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
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