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Bewa orat

3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,

shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye

1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai.

Wife ne shohar ko fone kia jaldi ghar aa jay ap k bache aor mere bache

mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe  hain.

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YA ALEEM 21 BAR

YA ALEEM 21 BAR AWAL WA AAKHIR DUROOF SHARIF PARH KR

PANI PR DAM KR K NIHAR MON PAEEN YA PILAEEN

INSHA ALLAH AZAWAJAL HAFZA MAZBOOT HOGA

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Before marriage:

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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Mohabat k Ye Roz-o-Shab

Mohabat k Ye Roz-o-Shab Barry Haseen Hoty Hain

Ishq Karna Hai to Pehley Bikharney Ka Hunar Sikho

Ishq mein Haadsey Aksar Barry Sangeen Hotey Hain.

Kabhi Fursat Main Aa k Dekh is Viraan Se Ghar Main.

Kisi ki Yaad Mai Hum Bhi Bary Ghamgeen Hoty Hain.

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The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

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BEAUTIFUL DUAA

*BEAUTIFUL DUAA*
LAST AYAT OF SURAH BAQRAH
“Ae hmary*RAB*agr humsy bhool Hogai ho ya koi khata ki ho to hmari pakr Na karna.Ae hmary*RAB*hm pr wo bojh na dal jis ki hum mein taqat Na ho or hm se Darguzar farma,or hamein Bkhsh dy.ameen.

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Wo jis ne

Wo jis ne apny Na Na ka wada wafa kar dia

Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA kar dia

Nosh kar lia jis ne shahadat ka jaam

Us “Hussain Ibne-Ali” par lakhon salam

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Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

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Hussain teri ata ka

Hussain teri ata ka chashma dilon k daman bhigo raha hy
Ye aasman per udas badal teri mohabat main roo raha hy
Saba bhi guzry jo Karbala sy, to us ko kehta hy arsh wala
Tu aur dheery guzar yahan sy, mera Hussain so raha hy

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Life is like math.

Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.

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