Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Devils went to Court to Prove
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Life is like math.
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Dosti kro college wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha
A couple was siting in garden
A couple was siting in garden,
Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?
GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen.
Tohadi Foto kichan
Main tohadi
Foto kichan
Ready?
Es-tedy
Oh hasna na=
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Watch your Thoughts, they become Words
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!
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