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Watch your Thoughts, they become Words

Posted January 2nd, 2010 by admin No Comments »

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

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moments in life

Posted December 26th, 2009 by admin No Comments »

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

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Job Her Job

Posted December 26th, 2009 by admin No Comments »
Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!

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monkey asks his father

Posted December 26th, 2009 by admin No Comments »
Aab by monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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Memon Hajj Per Gaya

Posted December 26th, 2009 by admin No Comments »

1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya or Zor Zor Se DUA mangny laga.

YA ALLAH MERAY SARAY GUNAH MAAF KAR DE.

WARNA MERA KHARCHA 2,35,000 WAPIS KAR DAY.

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WHY STUDENT FAIL

Posted December 25th, 2009 by admin No Comments »

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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yun bhi hota hai

Posted November 17th, 2009 by admin No Comments »

Please click on post title to read complete yun bhi hota hai urdu jokes

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Hum aapko chahte hain

Posted November 15th, 2009 by admin No Comments »

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain…Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain…

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Kuch pathan cow ko

Posted November 6th, 2009 by admin No Comments »

Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.
Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??
Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.
Admi: Magar ooper kiu?
Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..

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Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gayi

Posted October 14th, 2009 by admin No Comments »

Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gayi
Nargis ne 1 bohot lambi moli dekhi or pocha bhai ye kiya hai ??
Shop Keeper: Ye Hamaray liye Moli hai or aap k liy mamoli hai.

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